i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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