Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
tell me about the fingering
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