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are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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