Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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