so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I am available for nakedness
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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