Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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