I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
