So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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