so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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