Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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