I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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