Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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