We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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