Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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