awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
soo... how was my night?
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