so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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