Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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