I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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