She's JV to your varsity
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
soo... how was my night?
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