dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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