Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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