office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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