Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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