My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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