seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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