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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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