I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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