i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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