Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Houston, we have a squirter
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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