Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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