So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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