on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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