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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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