Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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