Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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