I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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