she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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