So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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