i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
