worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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