New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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