Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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