i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You took a bar mat shot.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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