tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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