Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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