it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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