You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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