All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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