Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
