at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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