i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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