Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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