would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
