What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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